Let’s be honest: the best part of any custom card game isn’t the strategy, the rules, or even the snacks-it’s the moment your friends are on the floor, ugly-laughing because you played the perfect inside joke at the perfect time. If you’re looking to turn your next game night into a legendary roast session, you’re in the right place.
Here are 10 ideas for custom cards and prompts that will have your group snorting, gasping, and maybe even reconsidering inviting you next time.
1. The “Too Real” Prompt
Black Card: “The real reason we can’t go back to Dave’s house is _______.”
Because everyone remembers what happened. And nobody’s ever going to let Dave forget it.
2. The Group Chat Leak
White Card: “That one cursed meme that lives rent-free in our group chat.”
If your friends aren’t slightly afraid of what you’ll put on a card, are you even friends?
3. The Family Secret
Black Card: “Grandma’s secret ingredient: _______.”
If you know, you know. And if you don’t, just play “vodka.”
4. The “Why Are We Like This?” Card
White Card: “Making questionable life choices and calling it ‘self-care.’”
Because if you can’t laugh at your own coping mechanisms, someone else will do it for you.
5. The “Too Soon?” Zinger
Black Card: “What’s still too soon to joke about?”
Perfect for testing boundaries and seeing who in your group is truly fearless (or just reckless).
6. The Unspoken Rule
White Card: “The unspoken rule: Never mention what happened at last year’s holiday party.”
Bonus points if you make eye contact with the guilty party when you play it.
7. The Personalized Roast
Black Card: “_______ : The real reason Karen isn’t allowed to pick the playlist anymore.”
Tailor this one to your group’s most notorious DJ. Sorry, Karen.
8. The “We’re All Adults Here” Card
White Card: “Pretending to be mature while Googling ‘how to get wine stains out of carpet.’”
For the friend who swears they have their life together but brings boxed wine to every gathering.
9. The “Inside Joke Nobody Else Gets”
Black Card: “Only true legends remember _______.”
This is your chance to immortalize that one joke that makes zero sense to outsiders, but sends your group into hysterics every time.
10. The “Plot Twist” Card
White Card: “Suddenly realizing this isn’t even our house.”
For when your game night goes off the rails-literally.
Bonus: Make It Personal
The best custom card games are packed with inside jokes, personal roasts, and the kind of humor that would get you canceled in any other context. Don’t be afraid to get specific-your friends will thank you (or at least, never let you live it down).
Ready to make your own deck? Head to MakeMyCards.art, unleash your inner chaos goblin, and start creating. Just don’t blame us when your group chat is nothing but “WTF” messages for a week.
Disclaimer: Laughter-induced ab workouts are not covered by our warranty. Play at your own risk!